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How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

2 minutes
March 20, 2006
![](/u/2007/03/10/image001.jpg) Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. ![](/u/2007/03/10/image002.jpg)
![](/u/2007/03/10/image003.jpg) Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me. ![](/u/2007/03/10/image004.jpg)
![](/u/2007/03/10/image005.jpg) Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! ![](/u/2007/03/10/image006.jpg)
![](/u/2007/03/10/image007.jpg) German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. (how true)! ![](/u/2007/03/10/image008.jpg)
![](/u/2007/03/10/image009.jpg) Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. ![](/u/2007/03/10/image010.jpg)
![](/u/2007/03/10/image011.jpg) Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? ![](/u/2007/03/10/image012.jpg)
![](/u/2007/03/10/image013.jpg) Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. ![](/u/2007/03/10/image014.jpg)