Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Advice from the dogs

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

Life is simple. It is HUMANS that make it hard.
If a dog was the teacher, you would learn stuff like:
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
When it’s in [...]

Analogies and Metaphors

Monday, May 22nd, 2006

Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year’s winners:

Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently [...]

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sunday, March 19th, 2006

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
 

 
Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
 

 
Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I [...]