Humor
A reminder to non-pet owners
by paul on Jul.28, 2010, under Humor, Pets
For all those non-pet owners who like to visit our house, I would ask that you please remember these simple rules:
- They live here. You don’t.
- If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That’s why they call it furniture.
- I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
- To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons & daughters who are short, hairy,walk on all fours and don’t speak clearly.
Morning Mantra
by paul on Mar.12, 2010, under Humor
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed.
The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
Christmas Song
by paul on Dec.13, 2009, under Humor
Thanks to David Butt for pointing me at this fantastic video which highlights all that we love and remember from a traditional British Christmas.




