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Morning Matra

by on Aug.06, 2010, under Diary, Humor


Photo by Ballistik_Coffee_Boy
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It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
   the hands acquire shaking,
   the shaking becomes a warning.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.”
      - Unknown (derived from Dune)
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A reminder to non-pet owners

by on Jul.28, 2010, under Humor, Pets

For all those non-pet owners who like to visit our house, I would ask that you please remember these simple rules:

  1. They live here. You don’t.
  2. If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That’s why they call it furniture.
  3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
  4. To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons & daughters who are short, hairy,walk on all fours and don’t speak clearly.
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Morning Mantra

by on Mar.12, 2010, under Humor

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed.
The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

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